Dane Cook Sucks

 Since I have nothing to do at work today, I decided to go onto Youtube and watch a Dane Cook video. Honestly he really stank. He is so bad that he can make Jesus cry. If you have time and brain cells to burn, you can watch the video below

Skip the video, it is not worth watching…..

To be fair, I was slightly tickled by his Kool-Aid skit. However the cunt has to drag it and it eventually get a little tiresome.

 

However the fame of Dane Cook does prove something significant- you can be famous by being cute and not know what talent is. It is his cute face and physique which rendered the support of retarded horny teenage girls or just dumb people. Shit! This reminds me of “SucksBAH MaLala”

Disagree? I am not the only one who thinks he is shitty.

He was constantly getting dissed for NOT BEING A FUNNY COMEDIAN by Keith and the Girl, starting with this episode “Fuck Dane Cook”.

He is so bad that even Mad Magazine jacks him and Madtv has to do skits on him.

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Media Whore!!!

My, my, my. Someone is a media whore!!! Technically “was”.

This is the first time I know of someone who prepared and submitted a media kit to the press before his final big crime. Talk about dying for attention. Let’s give it to

Media Kit consist of:

1 long text (yawn)

Photos of the “hunk” himself (did he autograph them)

a whopping 27 videos (…)

27 videos, what the hell… it is like ultra boredom!!! How can you say the same shit over and over and over again. It’s not porn and if it is, he is not hot enough to turn anyone on.

[Just a little titbit: according to his roommate, based on the background of the video, Cho filmed his videos at the common hallway. Close to 27 times with duration of more than 5 mins without getting caught with his ammunitions. Golly! I am deducing that he must have been monitoring the activity of the hallway for quite a while in order to pull of the shooting of the film and the literal shooting... what the fuck...]

With a voice like that, I wonder why I ain’t sleeping yet.

Thank god, he isn’t in my campus. He will totally bomb during his presentation. He can kill his class with his presentation itself either with unintended humor or his monotonous ramblings.

Fuckhead will definitely fail AS! Haha

Disturbing Writing? I totally agree

Recognise this face?

He was Cho Seung-Hui, the infamous perpetrator of the Virginia Tech massacre and, in my opinion, a total loser. I cannot fathom that there is detailed wikipedia entry about while there are more significant entries which requires more development. Losers like him doesn’t require that much attention.

The purpose of this post is to showcase his “writing abilities”. Though the content is disturbing, please have a great laugh over his horrendous sentence structure, tense and excessive cursing.. You can read his two play screens here. One is titled “Richard Mcbeef” and the other is “Mr BrownStone”. Both are total crap. I can’t believe that he was an English Major.

Otherwise you can tune into this episode of Keith and the Girl podcast (est time 1:01:55 to 1:30:00)

My brain is hurting. Haha. I am guessing that he was touched when he was a kid.

Bang!

Virginia Tech University: school massacre

Firstly, my condolences to victims and families to of this unfortunate event. Upon reading the newspapers today, I was clearly disturbed over this mad shooting.

Secondly I feel fortunate that I am living in a country which bans the possession of arms. I believe that if Singaporeans do possessed arms, SMU will definitely be a sad sad place to be in.