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Dane Cook Sucks

May 8, 2007

 Since I have nothing to do at work today, I decided to go onto Youtube and watch a Dane Cook video. Honestly he really stank. He is so bad that he can make Jesus cry. If you have time and brain cells to burn, you can watch the video below

Skip the video, it is not worth watching…..

To be fair, I was slightly tickled by his Kool-Aid skit. However the cunt has to drag it and it eventually get a little tiresome.

 

However the fame of Dane Cook does prove something significant- you can be famous by being cute and not know what talent is. It is his cute face and physique which rendered the support of retarded horny teenage girls or just dumb people. Shit! This reminds me of “SucksBAH MaLala”

Disagree? I am not the only one who thinks he is shitty.

He was constantly getting dissed for NOT BEING A FUNNY COMEDIAN by Keith and the Girl, starting with this episode “Fuck Dane Cook”.

He is so bad that even Mad Magazine jacks him and Madtv has to do skits on him.

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Fresh Ideas Realised to be Old and Cheesy

April 18, 2007

Now thinking about my (thankfully) short gig as a teaching assistant for Technology and World Change, I cannot help but laugh over little instances happened during the last 14 weeks.

Here is a good one I have to share with my dear friends.

Read the rest of this entry ?

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KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

April 16, 2007

The world is complex due to people wanting “face”. It is their way of seeking self-validation of being smart, complex, deep. In my opinion, they are a bunch of retards.

However, it is best to keep it simple with your sentence structure. The benefits are:

  1. The other party understand you.
  2. It takes others less time to get your point.
  3. People will be more interested in what you are typing.

If you are guilty of making things sound complex, just chant this mantra:

Keep It Simple Stupid….Keep It Simple Stupid….Keep It Simple Stupid….

Worst Types of Writing I have ever read:

  1. My past writings (Thank god I am improving)
  2. Email/ Blog from this dick who flamed me on his blog. I had to stop reading his email and insulting post because it was boring me to tears.
  3. My FIIM texbook by Anthony Saunders.
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January 19, 2007

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