Dane Cook Sucks
May 8, 2007Since I have nothing to do at work today, I decided to go onto Youtube and watch a Dane Cook video. Honestly he really stank. He is so bad that he can make Jesus cry. If you have time and brain cells to burn, you can watch the video below
Skip the video, it is not worth watching…..
To be fair, I was slightly tickled by his Kool-Aid skit. However the cunt has to drag it and it eventually get a little tiresome.
However the fame of Dane Cook does prove something significant- you can be famous by being cute and not know what talent is. It is his cute face and physique which rendered the support of retarded horny teenage girls or just dumb people. Shit! This reminds me of “SucksBAH MaLala”
Disagree? I am not the only one who thinks he is shitty.
He was constantly getting dissed for NOT BEING A FUNNY COMEDIAN by Keith and the Girl, starting with this episode “Fuck Dane Cook”.
He is so bad that even Mad Magazine jacks him and Madtv has to do skits on him.
Just found this funny guy named Robert Bella on You Tube , check it out , it’s GREAT !
The address is :
hey all you fuck tards who say he sucks. your just ignorant to true comedy so lay the fuck off and enjoy it.
tom…dane cook is not true comedy. george carlin, seinfeld, prior, eddie murphy, lenny bruce, dave attel, mitch faytel, mitch hedberg (rip), bill cosby…just to name a few. thats true comedy. even check out joe rogan, he’s kinda a dick, but funny. hell, just thinking about it, patton oswald, greg giraldo, mike birbiglia, daniel tosh….and last but not least, my current “favorite” doug stanhope…man the list goes on and on of comedians who i would pay to see long before dane cook. if i want to hear a couple of semi-funny stories, i will hang out with my friends at the bar.
Dane Cook is not funny. He has sucked in young teenage girls based on his looks, went on a viral Myspace campaign to lure in really dumb people. All his movies have turned out to be bombs, his HBO special is so weak and unfunny. Basically, he’s like Tila Tequila who has no talent (just looks) and got himself in the spotlight by virally spreading himself out to those stupid enough to follow.
Whats so fucking funny about the Kool Aid skit? This guy is famous for this kind of shit? People are getting stupid in this world and Dane Cook has the stupid followers.
i am funnier than dane asshole cook, i wish that motherfucker was dead.
Haters are funny, always have been, always will be.
Dane Cook not only sucks, he lifts material from other comics and can’t even make it his own.
I just wasted time and brain cells to tell you this.
Now I suck.
But not as bad as Dane Cook.
I usually laugh at everything…but when I saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central I didn’t let out a single peep. Not even a snicker came out. He started out with a story and went all over the place with it. A story has a Beginning, a Middle, and an End. Dane Cooks stories had a Beginning, a Detour to something way off topic, a Middle, another Detour, and a Transition to another story which still had no end. In the whole show he had two punchlines (that I remember); which were “Hello, Mr. Perfect.” and “I just came.” WTF!?!?!?!?! I sat through that wholepile of crap for “I just came?!?!?!? I felt cheated and wanted to kill my Girlfriend (at the time) for making me watch it. She was laughing but I didn’t know at what the laughter was aimed at. I guess what I’m trying to say is, “DANE COOK SUCKS!!!”
Dane Cook Sucks – He is not funney. I just saw “My Best Freiends Girlfriend” the movie sucked almost as much as Dane Cook.
I was shocked to here one of the jokes I wrote in the movie – that non-talented jerk ripped me off.
There are so many better unknown comedians.I recenty saw Dane Cook on Jimmy Kimmel – al he did was stuff shrimp in his mouth (it was just like Cooks act (not funey just horrifying. From now on I will avoid watching anything with Dane Cook.
Fuck u alll go to hell bastards
I hate Dane Cook, Carlos Menstealia, Joy Koy, and last but not least, Demitri Martin….all for different reasons but, one of the reasons is the same for all of them, they all suck!! I am late to the game because, I didn’t “blog” until today, back in the day it was called a message board but, anyway I can’t stand any of them.
Dane Cook not funny unless your some drunken college kid or some drunken college kid’s g/f. All he does is make noises, and writhe around on the floor like a lunatic. I am just finding all this out….$25,000.00 to get some friends on MySpace and a website to promote himself??….sad!! There are so many things….the movie Waiting….he did’nt write those lines so he can’t get credit for it…I saw waiting and I thought he was kinda funny….then I saw his stand-up performances on Comdey Central and that was all I needed to see, he sucked so bad, and then come to find out he is stealing jokes….what a shame.
Carlos Menstealia or Carlos Menstealyajokes(i don’t know if anyone else thought of that but I don’t want to be accused of plagarism. so if someone else said it I did not know….lol.) He makes me so sick….I just knew there was something different, he claimed to be Mexican but his whole show was about being racist that’s all he can think of to say to make fun of a Mexican is “Beaner” and that wack ass noise he makes….I was reading all the blogs and information and I kept seeing duhdeeduh or whatever the fuck, and I asked my husband and he had to remind me that Carlos or Ned made that noise in his act…..omfg he is so not funny, and I am glad that Joe Rogan blew up his spot…..I did not know about none of this and I was not a fan of Joe Rogan but, I am now!
Joy Koy, if you have to keep reminding people that your asian, your not asian! I am married to a full Korean man noone has to keep being told repeatly that a person is asian or jokes about being some type of ninja because, to be honest, you don’t even look asian I don’t really know to much about him besides the fact he is not funny, and he has some weird twinkle in his eye.
Who are all of these people and where are they coming from it’s like everyone is plastic for real I mean shit who am I but, damn these so called comedians suck……I have not even watched TV in months because, I am so sick of all the b.s.!!!
Demitri Martin…what the hell is the matter with this kid? I am so sick of people trying to be super or what do they say uber intellectuals, I mean comedy is supposed to make people laugh not have to think……believe me I get what he is trying to do and I consider that Performance Art not stand-up, when you watch stand up comedy you want to be able to drink a few drinks or smoke and laugh that’s it just laugh, not have to think about how he tried to use some play on words and sketch pads with pointer’s like I am in fucking elementary school still give me a break how old is this kid? I used to dress like that back when I was little in the 80’s….and the bowl-haircut UGH!!! I am so sick because of all of these comics I just had to run it down in one shot because who knows if anyone will read this anyway and if you do, get it to Joe Rogan!
no hazelgreen is my eyecolor and thank you for having this blog!